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eastwesthamski 11:45 Sat Aug 31
Song for Sebastian Haller
Ole ole it's a sabastian haller day
When the weekend comes he scores for fun
Haller haller day.

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Sarge 2:29 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
SUM A DING WONG 1:11 Wed Sep 4

Tall enough to reach the crosses of Faubert

JLAP 10:48 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
To the tune of the French national anthem..

Simply:

Seb Haller, Seb Haller,
Seb Haller, Seb Haaaller,
Seb Haller, Seb Haller

NAILED

dicksie3 10:20 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
PLEASE DON’T GET INJURED!
PLEASE DON’T GET INJURED!
COS THE PERVY OLD LYING CHEAPSKATE IDIOT DICKHEAD WANKER CUNT OWNERS HAVE LEFT US FUCKING SHORT!

Gazza_AZ 7:57 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Lil Pea is traveling tonight on a plane
I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
Oh and I can see Lil Pea waving goodbye
God it looks like Lil Pea, must be the clouds in my eyes

Jaan Kenbrovin 1:27 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
We've got Haller
Sebastien Haller
I just don't think you understand
He's not like Payet
Who fucked off on a jet
We've got Sebastien Haller

SUM A DING WONG 1:11 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Or

Better than Payet and Julien Faubert

SUM A DING WONG 12:56 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Or if we want to be Ironic.

Better than Zidane but not Faubert.

SUM A DING WONG 12:50 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Woah...he's got curly hair

Woah its Sebastien Haller!

Better than Zidane and Julien Faubert

Woah its Sebastien Haller!

Stubbo 12:36 Wed Sep 4
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
SUM definitely has the right tune.

Lyrics need a bit of work to make more punchy and tribal!

Mike Oxsaw 11:19 Tue Sep 3
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
He plays with pride,
He plays with valour,
And he's our man,
Sebastian Haller

After he scores:

Haller! Haller steals!

(Wings - Helen Wheels)

Sarge 11:06 Tue Sep 3
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
HE'S OUR BEST FRENCHMAN
SINCE JULIEN FAUBERT

Dan M 6:07 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
HE LIKES CHEESE
AND HIS FAVOURITE'S GRUYERE

SUM A DING WONG 5:59 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Anyway,

"Score a goal and we'll make it i swear" will more than suffice.

The main thing is that it will sound great when sung by thousands.

Dan M 5:51 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Fucking hell, THIS is what makes me post on WHO again?

Dan M 5:50 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Joe C 4:57 Mon Sep 2

I did not agree that was better. And it doesn't scan either.

"He's Mum's from Iraq
And they all hate Blair"

SUM A DING WONG 5:06 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
I prefer "the pair" version

SUM A DING WONG 5:05 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Jim79,

Fucking hell, you're persistent.

If i agree to the change, you're only getting 20% of the royalties on this - ok?

Joe C 4:57 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
SUM A DING WONG 4:05 Mon Sep 2

"He comes from France, but we don't care"

Much better

Jim79 4:45 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Cant say I've noticeably noticed anyone making that particular blunder but again is poor form.

ironsofcanada 4:43 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
Jim79 4:39 Mon Sep 2

What is your stance on "I look everywhere?"

Jim79 4:39 Mon Sep 2
Re: Song for Sebastian Haller
some people do IOC and anyone singing 'they reach the sky' is a fucking moron and deserves to be cunted in the bastard.

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